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The year is 3050. The male population has decreased dramatically as a result of long, bloody, intergalactic wars. Now all men are property of the United Galactic Federation and are used only for reproduction purposes. In special cryogenic capsules, male individuals are shipped to different parts of the universe for the settlement of new planets. Our hero Chuck is one of those guys. After awaking from hypersleep he decided that time of sexual revolution has came!

Why on earth would anyone need a walkthrough ? Seriously ? It is Impossible to fail: even if you are so fucking retarded that you would keep clicking the wrong answers, it makes you keep clicking until you hit the right answer, in fact even if you sat jerking during the meteorite storm you still get to the sex with the gunner. Jeez.

to dining area, get sandwich. Go to captain"s bridge, talk to everyone. Go to sick bay, say headache, get pills. Go to engine room and fix plasma (flip and drag items from top to bottom). Go to captains barge, talk to assistant. (Girl"s right arm, right thigh, left arm, left thigh, stomach, below breasts, pull tits, clit, vagina) Go to turret (play minigame, no need to win). Go to captains barge talk to captain. Go to captains barge, talk to navigator and give pills (Almost same above). Go to cargo bay, and give game and force yourself on her. Click behind and swipe card. I didnt get to do t....

o to dining area, get sandwich. Go to captain"s bridge, talk to everyone. Go to sick bay, say headache, get pills. Go to engine room and fix plasma (flip and drag items from top to bottom). Go to captains barge, talk to assistant. (Girl"s right arm, right thigh, left arm, left thigh, stomach, below breasts, pull tits, clit, vagina) Go to turret (play minigame, no need to win). Go to captains barge talk to captain. Go to captains barge, talk to navigator and give pills (Almost same above). Go to cargo bay, and give game and force yourself on her. Click behind and swipe card. I didnt get to do t...

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if you cant figure out the engine part then u stupid as hell. and btw we need more of these kinds of m"n"fs YOU HEAR ME GAMES OF DESIRE!?!? MAKE MORE LIKE THESE NOT THOSE SHIT DEMOS!

i"m stuck on the navigator. i took off her top, rubbed each tit then both, then rubbed her clit outside the panties but nothing else moves up the meter. heeeeeeelp.

the game is fucking awsome like hell. o yeh shut the fuck up 14 an under ages shit u kids r fuking annoying no hot chick will fuk u kids . wtf u kids doing on 17 up adult site anyway horny gremlin fags

the game is fucking awsome like hell. o yeh shut the fuck up 14 an under ages shit u kids r fuking annoying no hot chick will fuk u kids . wtf u kids doing on 17 up adult site anyway horny gremlin fags

someone hit me up,this made me so damn horny. my hot pussy is dripping wet, I came so much. Mmm Id like to suck on some hard cock before getting pounced and pounded from every hole!

Making the plasma battery is easy: The Bunny eared thing goes on top, glass cylinder under it, small metal cylinder goes inside the glass cylinder and then the rod goes inside the metal cylinder. For the cook, you don"t actually get a blender, you use the vibrator. To get the alcohol for Kora, just fuck the cook.

This is such an awesome game. Love the Meet "N" Fuck games. Quick question though but does anyone recognize the song in the sex scenes? I know I know the song, but I just can"t think of it.

plasma pump: top make the two "supports" face up same with the glass cylinder, now make the metal cylinder have the hallow end face down, now make the end of the rod with the bulge face up and put it into the hallow end of the metal cylinder

But, still, it was pretty good. I didn"t like the audio, and some of the girls seemed to be staring off at the wall or something, but it was stiff one of the best.

If you honestly do let your underaged son (assuming he"s underaged as he seemingly needs your permission to play), then avatars featuring dicks and the likes are the least of your problems in more ways than one.

HEY!!! TO ALL MOTHERFUCKERS WHO KEEP POSTING THEIR PICTURES OF DICKS, PLEASE MOTHERFUCKING STOP!!! I LET MY SON PLAY MEET N FUCK SO MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, PLEASE STOP POSTING PICTURES OF DICKS AND GIRLS BOUNCING UP AND DOWN!!!

ONLY PERVERTED, PEDO, RAPIST "MEN" POST PICTURES OF DICKS. NO MATTER WHAT, IF YOU SEE A FREAKING PENIS, IT"S NO DIFFERENT FROM SPAM!!! GET THIS SHIT OFF THE WEBSITE BEFORE I FREAKING PUKE!!!!!!!!!!

Also, van. SUCK MY DICK. If you know how to do it, TELL ME! Prove just how easy it is; otherwise SHUT THE HELL UP DUMBASS -_-" If you can"t prove it"s easy, like you SAY it is, then KEEP YOUR DIRTY LITTLE HOLE SHUT--and NO I don"t mean your fucking vagina

Think of the plasma engine as the cylinder in a car. The mickey-mouse hat plugs in to the two holes at the top, the clear cylinder mounts to the two green mounting brackets. The purple cylinder goes inside the clear cylinder flat side up, and the notched end of the piston rod attaches to the base of the purple cylinder.

Any walkthroughs? I can"t seem to get anywhere no matter what I do. Can"t find the alcohol, so I can"t get with the nurse; Can"t use turret to get rid of asteroids to fuck the captain or assistant--or the navigator for that matter... All three of them are SMOKIN SEXEH

The trick to the plasma pump is to place the rod, forked side up, carefully at the base of the piston. You may have to try it several times to get it lined up just right. Now does anyone know where I can DOWNLOAD these games and have them on my hard drive? My ssytem is a bit slow and it takes a long time to upload them.

Seems like the better the game is the more FAGS are on here posting cock pics that probably arent even theirs. STOP posting pics of dicks ya stupid faggots! Do you really think that you are actually gonna hook up with a girl on here?? Get real!

the plasma pump was easy, it goes the helmet up top, long tube in gap, small in long and then the rod goes screw driver end up top in bottom of small cylinder.

put the metal cylinder in the empty clear cylinder about half way up, then put the rod with the tweezer shaped side up into the hole on the bottom of the metal cylinder

lol the puzzle was a BREEZE, any videogame kid can solve it without help ^^ the ONLY chalenge in this game is to get to the ending, past all those waiting gauges, without cuming ^^ (the turret girl was my fave, really worth the effort of beating the shoot-n-up game with a broken mouse) 10 / 10!

you guys stuck on the plasma pump roucd top part horn thingies up, glass thingy side pegs on top the thing with the hole in the middle of the tube open down the rod with the big part just in the tube thingy......bad explanation should be fine......easy btw

Quite funny but if I can give some advices to gameofdesire team : please, make the girls more aged, they always look as teenies in your game, no pubies, damned !

find the moaning was from a cheap porno movie. Try getting them from an HD porn site like ztod or something else. The audio was killing me. Also the moaning shouldn"t be too exaggerated and repetitive. But nice one guys. This is the best one. Nice animation, cool story, repeatable too. You one of my fav CG hentai galleries into a full game. Also try adding the squishy squish sounds but don"t make them loud and obnoxious like "Famous Toon Facials" crap. This is the best one from all the meet n fuck games. Seriously it is. Greatly improved animation and audio. Now just improve the audio a bit m...

Metal cylinder goes on the inside middle of glass cylinder,and metal rod goes on the inside of metal cylinder,tip only,resting on inside of metal cylinder.

yo for those with the plasma problems. the little round metal piece make sure the little dent is facin down and it goes in the glass in da middle then rod goes ito it ok?

some one make a walkthrough. i fucked the captin"s assistant but then i go to her again and the plasma engine is broken again and i have to get the sand wich and all that shit all over again. wtf. where do i go

where can i find a vibrator for the cook of this game? i"m also stuck with the pump puzzle in the engineer..i gave that girl in engine room & i was right in the pump puzzle...so can someone please tell me specifically simple and clear explanation of the pump puzzle. also where can i get all the items of this game? i"m lost in dis game.. can someone tell me where i could get all the items of dis game? oh & finally an actual game not like those demos stuff..

Great ending. And for those who need help. the round part goes inside the glass with the hole on the top. then the rod goes in the bottom with the head up

For plasma pump you put the pump piece with the hole pointing down then point the bigger end of the rod in that my favorite part thats problably pretty funny is the fact the cook will use a vibrator for a potato masher

it goes inside the glass holy shit thank you that is such astonishing advice. No shit it goes inside the glass cylinder, where, it doesn"t work regardless of angle

The only thing I dont like about the MNF games is that they assume that all women shave their pussy and like it in the ass. In real life women like that are few and far between.

love the game but he should stick to his story better i mean if they needed more kids then he could have made a "fuck anything that moves" kinda game and not like this when the dude mostly shotes anal or fascicle. but still great game ;)

The year is 3050. The male population has decreased dramatically as a result of long, bloody, intergalactic wars. Now all men are property of the United Galactic Federation and are used only for reproduction purposes. In special cryogenic capsules, male individuals are shipped to different parts of the universe for the settlement of new planets. Our hero Chuck is one of those guys. After awaking from hyper sleep he decided that time of sexual revolution has come! Meet and Fuck several hot virgin babes, slut whores, and lovely little clits.

Ocean Cruise: Nick Sanders is a beginner photographer from Springfield. Today he"s got a really hot job. Playdude is going to send him to the ocean cruise where he will have to take 12 pictures for an annual Playdude"s calendar. It would be not so easy, because the girls on the ship are not professional models. Nick has to seduce each one of them before he could make their naked photos.

SuedHaddock, It"s an issue with flash player and the game doesn"t run properly anymore; you can play it on newgrounds and install their newgrounds flash player

SuedHaddock, Ok ignore everything before hand I figured it out. You can right click the game window on this site and go to Ruffle, install the latest build under downloads and also download the .swf of Star Mission. Then find the .swf download and right click>open with>browse more apps and open it with Ruffle. Played through and I can get past the assistant now. You"re welcome :)

3. go back to captain"s bridge. tell prisc you fixed the engine. then ask her to bring you the rooms. i had some trouble here so here"s how. go on both the arms. then the lower shin. then stomach. all the way till you get to pull her nipples and play with her pussy then pump it!!

Mullroy: Like I said, there"s no real ship as can match the Interceptor.-- from the movie "The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"

Jack Sparrow: I"ve heard of one, supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable: The Black Pearl.-- from the movie "The Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"

"If you don"t know how to fix it, please, stop breaking it."-- Severn Cullis-Suzuki (12 year-old who spoke for the children a the 1992 Rio Earth summit in Brazil)

"But now in September the garden has cooled, and with it my possessiveness. The sun warms my back instead of beating on my head ...The harvest has dwindled, and I have grown apart from the intense midsummer relationship that brought it on. "-- Robert Finch

"The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.-- Sir William Preece, chief engineerfo the British General Post Office, in 1876

"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau."-- Irving Fisher, Prof. of Economics, Yale University, five days before the Crash of 1929

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn"t go away."-- Philip K. Dick, "How To Build A Universe That Doesn"t Fall Apart Two Days Later"

morality, and the family as the basis of national life."-- Adolph Hitler, My New World Order, Proclamation to the German Nation at Berlin, February 1, 1933

Yoda: Yes, run! Yes, a Jedi"s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan"s apprentice.

"A tree is a tree. How many more do you have to look at?"-- Ronald Reagan, 1966, opposing expansion of Redwood National Park as governor of California

Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.-- Conan the Barbarian movie (does Conan really know the word lamentations?)

something is impossible, he is very probably wrong."-- Arthur C. Clarke, "Hazards of Prophecy: The Failure of Imagination", in the collection "Profiles of the Future",1962, revised

"All animals are equal. But some are more equal than others".-- Replacement rule 7 for the seven commandments of animalism, Animal Farm by George Orwell

From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time comes five-time Academy Award viewer, Ryan Reynolds in an eHarmony date with destiny. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... me! Deadpool.

I know right? You"re probably thinking, "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can"t tell you his name, but it rhymes with "Polverine."

Oh, like there"s something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money. No, you know that bad guy that you let go? He"s got my girl. You"re gonna help me get her back.

Yeah, it"s me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can"t refuse. I"m gonna wait out here, okay? It"s a big house. It"s funny that I only ever see two of you. It"s almost like the studio couldn"t afford another X-Man.

Looks ARE everything! Ever heard Dave Beckham speak? It"s like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?

You"re probably thinking, "My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie, but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab!" Well, I may be super, but I"m no hero. And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that"s exactly what this is, a love story. And to tell it right... I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex.

Here"s what I"m actually gonna do? I"m gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis, force him to fix this, and then put a bullet in his skull and fuck the brain hole.

Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven"s Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day, I"ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!

Here, check it out. She"s sending away for all these colorful clinic brochures. I"m sure they"re all FDA approved. Chechnya, isn"t that where you go to get cancer? You got China and Central Mexico. You know how they say "cancer" in Spanish?

I didn"t ask to be super, and I"m no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero.

Oh, that"s because it"s Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I"m after someone on my naughty list. I"ve been waiting one year, three weeks... six days and, oh... 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me.

Here"s the thing. Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. This had been the ultimate commercial break. Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled programming.

Let"s recap: the cock-thistle that turned me into this freak slipped through my arms today... arm... Catching him was my only chance to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back and prevent this shit from happening to someone else, so yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.

Listen Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment - right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.

LOOK! I"m a teenage girl, I"d rather be anywhere than here! I"m all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silence! So what"s it gonna be: long sullen silence or mean comment? Go on, take your pick.

I heard that you were talking shit / And you didn"t think that I"d hear it / People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up... This my shit, this my shit / This shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S...

Vanessa"s already working on plan"s A, B, through Z. Me? I"m trying to memorize the details of her face, like it"s the first time I"m seeing it... or the last.

Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show. Like a Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair shit-show. And under no circumstances will I take you to that show. I want you to remember me, not the ghost of Christmas me.

No one is boom-boxing shit. Okay? We can fight this. Besides, I just realized something. You win. Your life is officially way more fucked up than mine.

I"ve given Deadpool every chance to join us but he"d rather act like a child. A heavily armed child. When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming an X-Man?

Not out of the woods yet. You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They"re jeans, not a chandelier. P.S. I"m keeping your wallet. You did kinda give it to me.

My romantic rival, Bandhu. He"s tied up in the trunk. I"m doing as you said, DP. I plan to gut him like a polluted fish, then dump his carcass on Gita"s doorstep.

Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the the whole world taste like Daffodil Daydream. So you gotta hold onto love... tight! And never let go. Don"t make the same mistakes I did. Got it?

Welcome to Sister Margaret"s. It"s like a job fair for mercenaries. Think of us as really fucked up tooth fairies except we knock out the teeth and take the cash. You"d best hope we never see your name on a gold card.

Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflowsky - gettin" that right? Orflasky? Orlovsy? - Yeah? Good. "Cause she knows you. Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And little Meghan, she"s not made of money, but lucky for her, I got a soft spot.

You know the funniest part of this? You still think we"re making you a superhero. You. A dishonorable discharge. Hip-deep in hookers. You"re nothing. Little secret, Wade. This workshop doesn"t make superheroes, we make super-slaves. We"re gonna fit you with a control collar and auction you off to the highest bidder. Who know what they"ll have you doing? Terrorizing citizens, putting down freedom fighters. Maybe just now the occasional lawn.

And I quote: "Looking for roommate. Blind to life"s imperfections. Must be good with hands." Or would you rather *I* build furniture and you pay rent?

You bet on me to die? Wow. Motherfucker, you"re the world"s worst friend. Well, joke"s on you. I"m living to 102. And then die. Like the city of Detroit.

See? You don"t need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you. Now, let"s finish this epic wide shot... pull out, here we go... that looks nice, its gonna be about the only thing that"s pullin" out tonight. Who doesn"t love a happy ending, huh? Until next time, this is your friendly neighborhood Pool guy singing...

Okay, let"s pro/con this superhero thing. Pro: they pull down a gaggle of ass, local dry cleaning discounts, lucrative film deals, both origin stories and larger ensemble team movies. Con: they"re all lame-ass teacher"s pets!

Twinkly, but deadly. My chrome-penised friend back there has agreed to do me this solid. In exchange, I told him I would consider joining his boy-band.

See, I thought that, too. But he keeps on coming back. Like a cockroach, but uglier. Now, I may not feel, but he does. Let"s see how he fights with your head on the block.

Not often a dude ruins your face, skull-stomps your sanity, grabs your future baby mama, and personally sees to four of your five shittiest moments. Let"s just say... it"s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

I was a patient here once myself, you know. The treatment affects everyone differently. It made Angel inhumanly strong. In my case, it enhanced my reflexes. Also scorched my nerve endings, so I no longer feel pain. In fact, I no longer feel anything.

According to the Just Cause 2 PDA, Rico was 21 years old when he was scouted by Tom Sheldon in 1986 (which means that he would have been born in 1965, which conflicts other JC2 PDA info where it states that he was born in 1968), but according to promotional information for JC3, he joined The Agency – the covert arm of the CIA – at age 18.

In conclusion, it was unknown when Rico was born between 1965 or 1968, with the date on the JC2 PDA potentially not accurate. This confusion was then cleared up by the official Just Cause social media pages which (posted on September 28th, 2020) confirmed that Rico was indeed born on the 25th of January, 1968.

Rico has gone by various nicknames throughout his travels. Some of these include "Hero of San Esperito" in Just Cause (1), "Scorpio", "The Scorpion", and "King of Panau" in Just Cause 2, and "Aquila" (eagle), "Fratre" (brother), "Son of Medici", and "the agent" in Just Cause 3.

According to the JC2 PDA, Rico was born on January 25, 1968 in Mexico. It has been stated (at the official Just Cause Facebook page) that he grew up in Medici but was not born there. Medici is said to be both his and his mother"s homeland. According to an interview with the game director, Rico"s parents were killed in action, when Rico escaped the coup in Medici.

In JC4, it is uncovered that Rico"s father, Miguel Rodriguez, was a scientist working for Oscar Espinosa and it is possible that while Rico was in Medici, Miguel made trips between Medici and Solís.

Anders Bodbacka, the senior technical designer for JC3, revealed that Rico was born in Mexico and moved to Medici, which is where his mother is from. Rico"s childhood friend Mario Frigo would later lead the Rebellion against Di Ravello before Rico"s return.

According to the collectible Di Ravello audio diary tapes, Rico was a mediocre race car driver until he won a race as a result of the lead car"s brakes failing (orchestrated by Di Ravello). Rico left Medici when Di Ravello ordered his soldiers to kill his parents to please The Agency. This order was given by the Agency because Miguel Rodriguez refused to continue work on Project Illapa. According to the info in JC3, Rico first met Tom Sheldon on the boat during his escape.

According to Rico"s JC2 PDA profile, Rico was approached by the CIA during the Invasion of Panama in 1989, when Rico was 21 years old. Tom Sheldon then took Rico under his wing and became his commanding officer and friend, turning him from a rookie into the top agent he is today.

This was a unit of the CIA that specialized in "regime change" operations, which involves overthrowing dictatorships that are being ruled unfairly or are no longer U.S.A. friendly.

During his time with The Agency, Rico trained under Sheldon, who taught Rico the skills and techniques he would need to carry out such dangerous operations, and became a good friend and ally. Rico ran a series of black ops to support guerrilla revolutionaries and overthrow evil dictators around the world.

Rico also met Maria Kane, another recruit within The Agency. Rico and Maria were intimate sometime before the events of the first game, something Sheldon is still oblivious to. Nonetheless, the three became close partners and often dispatched as a team: Sheldon being the commander, in charge of contact with Agency HQ and receiving intelligence, Maria deals with weapons, vehicle, and equipment procurement with Rico as the field operative, carrying out all the actual work.

As revealed in Just Cause 3 and Danger Rising, Rico was once on a mission in Guatemala. He was accompanied by Maria Kane (his significant other at the time), Dimah Ali Umar al-Masri, and possibly Tom Sheldon. Their forward operations base was the USS Codetalker. During that mission, Kane had briefed Rico in the submarines munitions storage room and Dimah had gotten into some trouble, from which Rico rescued her.

In 2005, Rico made a name for himself when he was called to the tropical island of San Esperito, along with Sheldon and Maria, who were already there.

This would turn out to be one of his largest, most difficult, and dangerous operations. His task was to infiltrate and assist two rebel factions on the island and overthrow the regime of general Salvador Mendoza, who was believed to be in control of WMDs.

After landing on the island nation, he breaks one faction leader out of prison to aid him in his revolution: José Caramicas. Transporting him to safety earned him the friendship of his faction (the Guerrillas) and the affections of his grateful sister Esperanza Caramicas. He continued to help the faction and make his way across the nation, meeting new allies and making enemies. With his allies, Rico proceeded and carried out numerous life-risking tasks that included the sabotaging some of the nations critical infrastructure and the killing of Mendozas family members. Eventually, Sheldon, Rico and Maria tracked Mendoza down, who had retreated to his island. Rico attacked the island-base and fought his way through Mendoza"s army. Mendoza fled in a jet with Rico in hot pursuit. After Rico jumped aboard Mendoza"s presidential plane, the president took a last-ditch chance to escape and skydived from the plane to get to a waiting submarine. Rico followed, skydiving after him, and killed Mendoza mid-flight.

Tom Sheldon suspiciously goes missing with millions of dollars in Agency cash. He is suspected of going rogue. The Agency wants him found and killed. The events of JC2 took place in 2009.

Maria Kane personally tracks down Rico, believing him to be the only person capable of such a mission. She informs Rico about Sheldon"s situation, who has disappeared in the island nation of Panau.

Rico returns and accepts the mission when he hears about Sheldon. He and Kane are flown to Panau, in south-east Asia, whose new dictator has suddenly cut all ties to the U.S.A. Rico is informed that Sheldon may have gone rogue. Rico grudgingly accepts the fact that he may have to kill his friend and mentor, who taught him everything he knows.

Immediately thrown into combat, Rico assaults a military base and retrieves some memory cards with various pieces of intelligence about the operation in Panau on them. Later, Kane and Rico go to visit Karl Blaine, a Swedish Agency asset who has abandoned his mission in favor of gambling and drinking, who is believed to have information about Sheldon. But, after arriving at his house, they are greeted by his apparent girlfriend Jade Tan. Jade tells Rico that Blaine is holed up in the Panau Falls Casino and needs help. Rico and Jade ride to the casino, taking a shine to one another in the process. Rico then forcefully extracts Blaine from the casino and is repaid with a Black Market contact and the HQ locations of three Panau factions.

Rico is introduced to the factions as a mercenary called "Scorpio" (once or twice called "Scorpion," possibly by mistake). The factions will dig up information regarding the whereabouts of Sheldon in return for Rico"s services as a mercenary. Rico works for the "Reapers", led by Bolo Santosi, who is driven by her want for revolution; the "Roaches", led by Razak "The Razor" Razman, a very powerful drug distributor on Panau, though due to his wealth remains a prominent public figure; and the "Ular Boys", led by Sri Irawan, who is driven simply by his lust for power and independence. All factions disapprove of dictator Pandak "Baby" Panay, who they feel is corrupting their nation.

Sure enough, he finds Sheldon and confronts him. Learning about Baby Panay, he realizes that Sheldon had not gone rogue as it was believed. Instead, he was secretly investigating Panay, who is believed to have ulterior motives for cutting ties with the US. Rico is given the job of eliminating Panau"s corrupt leader to return the country to US-friendly status. Sheldon tells Rico to keep working for the factions and causing chaos to flush Panay from his hiding spot and take him down, before departing to make amends with the Agency.

As Rico continues to work for the factions, he is abruptly informed that Karl Blaine is missing and isn"t to be trusted (he had earlier installed a bug on Rico"s PDA). Panay has also captured Jade, who is also revealed as a government agent and was caught snooping around. Rico races to rescue Jade before she is tortured by Panay, and he destroys the base where she is held.

From below a frozen lake, a nuclear submarine (U1) surfaces and a convoy makes their escape with Jade thrown into a truck. However, Rico foils the plan and hijacks the truck carrying Jade. Both are then rescued by Kane and Sheldon via helicopter.

The four of them take a break on Sheldon"s barge boat where Jade expresses her gratitude towards Rico for saving her. She shares the intel she had gathered which reveals that there are three superpower representatives on Panau who also want to drive out Baby Panay. Knowing of the factions" want to remove Panay from the presidency, each of the representatives has allied themselves with a certain faction, providing them with financial backing.

Alexander Mirkov, a Russian secret service agent is aiding the Roaches; Zhang Sun, a Chinese leader who is backing the Reapers with his promise of revolution and a disgraced Japanese general named Masayo Washio, allied with the Ular Boys. Unfortunately, Jade was caught before finding out why the superpowers want Panay gone, or what their interest in Panau itself is. They all wonder what a small nation like Panau has to offer. Sheldon tells Rico he must continue doing jobs for the factions and retain their trust, to discover the locations of these superpower representatives. As Rico prepares to leave, Jade asks what he intends to do, to which Rico replies what he does best, cause chaos. She tells him to take care of himself, but he insists there will be another time for that, jokingly suggesting Jade give him a few tips in the future.

Eventually, one of the three factions unknowingly put Rico in contact with their superpower representative, enabling Rico and Sheldon to wipe them out.

Sheldon calls Rico to the Three Kings Hotel where Mirkov, Sun, and Washio are staying. Ironically, none of them know the others are there, too. After confronting and defeating all three, Sheldon and Rico again wonder what Panau has that can attract the Chinese, Japanese, Russians.

After locating Panay, Sheldon sends Rico and a faction to kill him. Arriving at his lair (Wajah Ramah Fortress), Panay queries if Rico is also on the island to steal its huge oil supply. It suddenly becomes clear that all this was for oil, as it appears that the superpowers were after Panauan Oil and wanted to get rid of Panay to get to it. The interaction is cut short by Blaine, who believes Panay killed Jade. He sets off a grenade, killing himself and seemingly also Panay. Rico makes a quick exit as the self-destruct sequence activates.

Getting to safety, Rico rages at Sheldon for having him risk his life so much just for oil. They are interrupted by Kane who informs them that rival powers have learned of Panay"s death and their tankers are headed toward Panau to seize the oil, which will supposedly turn the nation into a field of death and destruction as they all clash over the worlds largest oil supply, with little regard for the inhabitants of the island.

Rico is sent to the oil field in preparation for the confrontation of the superpowers, but on his way there, a nuclear submarine (U1) rises from the water. Rico checks it out, only to discover Panay, having survived the grenade explosion, is intent on keeping the oil supply for himself. After being overpowered, Panay flees to the front deck of the sub and reveals to Rico that the fight isn"t over. Three Nuclear missiles are directed at the superpowers who have come to Panau to take the oil and a fourth is directed at the US. Panay launches them; however, his clothes are snagged on the American one and he is hauled off with it. Rico grapples onto the Russian one and quickly disarms the first three as they speed over the water. Then after a brief scuffle with Panay, Rico slams him into the exposed missile interior, from which he"s unable to free himself, but instead of disarming the missile, he changes the target coordinates.

Rico parachutes to safety and lands on the Agency barge with Sheldon, Kane, and Jade. The missile explodes behind him, having hit the prized oil field, much to Sheldon"s and Kane"s dismay. Rico explains his reasons for destroying oil worth so much, to spare the innocent people in Panau from having to live in fear and poverty due to superpowers clashing over the oil, as without it, all interest in Panau is lost.

Note that in reality there"s no way that any nuclear-type bomb could do any damage to an undersea oil field and that any radiation would be safely absorbed and carried off by the sea.

In 2015, several years after the events of Just Cause 2, Rico leaves The Agency and travels back home to the fictional nation of Medici, located in a fictional Mediterranean archipelago, to overthrow the dictatorship of General Di Ravello.

With the help of Tom Sheldon, Rico travels to Medici on a plane during Di Ravello week. Sheldon explains that "Di Ravello is sitting on a ton of Bavarium, which makes him the Agency"s best goddamn friend". Rico equips himself with weapons that he has smuggled with the help of Tom Sheldon and stunts to the roof of the plane which is now being attacked by SAMs. After defending the plane, the plane makes a vertical turn to dodge a machine gun from an attacking plane, which causes Rico to fall off. Rico parachutes down and meets up with Mario Frigo, now The Rebellion"s incompetent leader. Rico ends up saving Mario from the D.R.M., then an urgent distress call from nearby rebels comes in and the two head for them as a backup. Managing to save the rebels in time, a fellow rebel says that Dimah Ali Umar al-Masri is now being attacked by the military. Rico mounts a helicopter and saves Dimah. After that, she explains that Bavarium is in the wrong hands and gifts Rico a new grappler, Wingsuit, and GE-64 explosives. Rico then destroys an outpost and a bridge to stop Di Ravello"s reinforcements from the previous mission.

Rico meets Mario at his Granmatre"s house for dinner, after which he liberates the town of Manaea by the command of Alessia and proceeds to liberate the nearby power plant, Vis Electra. Rico discovers that Sheldon survived the crash while Di Ravello discovers that Rico has returned. Di Ravello orders his soldiers to raze the town of Costa Del Porto to bring out The Rebellion"s leader Mario; Di Ravello plans were to kill Mario Frigo. Di Ravello fails and they fly away to safety. Rico subsequently saves the town and saves Mario.

Dimah requests Rico to retrieve a Bavarium scanner from Vigilator Nord. After retrieving it, he travels to Cima Leon: Silo to determine if Bavarium is being weaponized, after which the detector explodes due to the detection of an overabundance of Bavarium. During the mission, Rico discovers that Bavarium is heading to Tom Sheldon, who wants the detector for his own. Rico delivers the destroyed scanner to Sheldon, who in a fit of anger, smashes his glass of beer.

Rico and Mario then escort Zeno Antithikara, a scientist defecting from Di Ravello"s Bavarium research campaign. Supposedly enraged by Zeno"s escape, Di Ravello launches a military campaign to crush The Rebellion in Insula Fonte. After assisting in several battles around Insula Fonte, the Medici Military launch a Bavarium nuke to distract Rico, who instead catches up to the missile and physically redirects the missile"s course to Cima Leon Central Command instead of its intended target. Mario asks Rico to meet him urgently, but Rico is set up for a prank by a drunk Mario. He goes to Mario"s actual location and the two deliver wine stolen from Di Ravello to some rebels where the group celebrate the victory.

Sometime later Sheldon informs Rico that some Medici Military ships are heading after Dimah and Mario. Rico is suspicious of Sheldon but goes to intercept the military ships and after defending Dimah and Mario, they meet two smugglers named Annika Svennson and Teo. After a firefight against Medici Military reinforcements, Mario becomes critically injured, in which Annika offers Rico aid to Mario if Rico does their bidding. It is later revealed that Sheldon and The Agency had ties to Di Ravello for 20 years for a promise that Di Ravello will have an alliance with the United States of America and the killing of Rico"s parents was planned so Rico could be recruited for The Agency. Di Ravello is disappointed that Sheldon didn"t keep his promise of an alliance with the US and starts blaming Sheldon for training Rico and his troubles. Di Ravello tells Sheldon to not return to his palace again and escorts Tom out of the palace.

All during this time, the smugglers ask Rico to steal an Imperator Bavarium Tank, besiege a Bavarium refinery, and test a Bavarium EMP, but Rico becomes suspicious of a mole in The Rebellion. During these events, Mario recovers from his injuries, but the two hear that military forces know where they are and are going to wipe them out. The smugglers escape to "avoid suicide" but later return to help. After this, they destroy another power plant.

The rebels hear that Rosa Manuela is returning to Medici, but Rico is protective and doesn"t want her returning to avoid an assassination attempt, so he protects her plane, and after landing Rosa recognizes Zeno Antithikara as the mole and Zeno is imprisoned. Rosa tasks Rico to destroy a train carrying Bavarium out of Medici and Rico destroys the train. Annika and Teo ask Rico to help free their friends and after doing this, Dimah, Rico, and Sheldon stop a transport plane carrying a Bavarium bomb. The Medici Military attacks The Rebellion as a ruse to free Zeno, but Rico confronts and destroys Zeno"s helicopter, killing him.

The Rebellion engages in a final battle against the Medici Military to serve as a distraction while Dimah infiltrates Falco Maxime Central Command and attempts to destroy the base tower and with it the last half-century of Bavarium research. After assisting in The Rebellion"s victories in battles across Medici, Rico travels to Falco Maxime where Dimah reveals there is no other way to destroy the tower than manually directing the Bavarium missiles from the base command tower. Rico attempts to convince her that there is another way, but Dimah surprises Rico by firing his grappling hook at a passing jet and proceeds to sacrifice herself to guide the missiles to the Centcom Tower.

Annika and Teo track down Di Ravello in a Bavarium powered helicopter that escaped from Falco Maxime: Centcom moments before the explosion. Rico, along with Annika, Teo, and Mario travel to the last known location of the helicopter - a large volcano island off the coast of Medici. After a long battle with Rico, Di Ravello"s helicopter crashes from too much damage, of which he crawls out of, determined to keep fighting. Rico confronts Di Ravello, who monologues about how he failed Medici. Rico can either kill Di Ravello or let him commit suicide, ending his reign. Rico then travels to a nearby beach to enjoy a drink alone, in a scene similar to the title menu. Rico appears to be alive and well for the events of three years later.

Rico learns from Mira Morales that his father is dead and that he had designed a super-weapon for the Black Hand, called Project Illapa. Rico is confused by this because he doesn"t think his father would do that. He knows that Oscar Espinosa, the ruler of Solís, has some answers, so he attacks the Illapa main base to get to Oscar to talk to him. Rico doesn"t initially care that the Black Hand are in charge here and also doesn"t think that he needs any help. His attack on Illapa fails and he has to get help from the locals. The locals wish to get rid of the Black Hand, so this starts a rebellion called the Army of Chaos to topple the Espinosa regime.

According to Gabriela Morales, head of the Black Hand, Rico had toppled "half a dozen" regimes before arriving at Solís, but she also mentions that he "went off the grid", or "under the radar", or something like that "after Medici", so he must have had a vacation since then.

Throughout the many missions, Rico learns from Javi Huerta, an archaeologist, that Solís has been ruled by the Espinosa family for centuries, and that they held power by a combination of rigged elections and lies about Otorongo, the previous ruler.

Rico also finds out that Project Illapa is a weather-controlling device that"s officially meant to put an end to extreme weather, like tornadoes, sandstorms, snowstorms and lightning storms. This turns out to be a lie, as the device is meant to create weaponized controlled storms, which Oscar Espinosa reveals will eventually be pawned off.

Miguel quit his job at the project and returned home to Medici. Oscar Espinosa then arranged Miguel to be killed. It"s unclear who asked who precisely what, but Oscar noted that he had Black Hand units in Medici and that General Di Ravello is co-operating with the Agency. According to Di Ravello tapes, he burned down the Rodriguez household, killing the occupants, as a gift to the Agency. Di Ravello also mentions that he allowed Rico to be taken away by the Agency. Tom Sheldon mentions in the mission Operation Thunderbarge that he was still new to the Agency at the time and didn"t know the details. He had only been sent to rescue specifically Rico.

Mira introduces Rico to César, who has discovered that the tornadoes in Solís are controlled by technology. They set up a raid on Zona Tres, a weather research base, and learn that the tornadoes are indeed controlled by the government as a part of Project Illapa. The secrets of the tornado technology are revealed in Operation Windwalker.

The mission Meeting Lanza Moralez reveals that Project Illapa was started by Leon Espinosa for completely peaceful reasons - to stop extreme weather. Later Oscar had ordered the project to be weaponized. This made Miguel Rodriguez quit and go home.

In the final mission Operation Illapa it is revealed that Oscar Espinosa was trying to sell the Project Illapa to The Agency. Rico kills Oscar and destroys the project. Gabriela and a few remaining Black Hand units defect to the Army of Chaos. Tom estimates that this loss must have cost the Agency trillions. Rico is seriously annoyed with the Agency and wants to take them down. Tom and Mira join this effort. They don"t know how to do this, but Rico tells them that having an army is a good start.

The Solís Hoy radio announces after the mission that Rico is now apparently the new ruler of Solís and at least one of the show"s hosts is willing to give him a chance at the job. The radio also mentions that some factions within the Black Hand have not surrendered and continue the fight. This refers to any region of Solís that the player might not have captured before the mission. The radio host urges them to lay down their arms so the people of Solís could focus on rebuilding.

While it makes sense to do this after Oscar Espinosa is defeated/killed, it is actually after Agency Distress Beacon that The Agency sends 8 submarines to Solís seemingly to eliminate Rico, but the aforementioned is only the secondary objective. Rico meets Sheldon at some town near a coastal town and drives Sheldon to the coastal town.

At some point, Rico is told by Sheldon that the Agency has been tracking Rico"s grappler as "3 million dollars worth of stolen tech." The tracker is in a briefcase carried by one Emerson Miller.

At the coastal town, Rico and Sheldon run into a roadblock. They dismount from the Army of Chaos Pugilista SUV and proceed on foot. At one point, they are ambushed by Agency operatives. Rico and Sheldon fight them off, then head to the dock. At this point, Rico is taught how to use the hoverboard and is told to go to the USS Watchdog to disable it.

While disabling the submarines, Rico runs into a few of his old colleagues. Most of them don"t appear to know Rico personally but are ordered to eliminate him anyway. Rico at one point runs into a guy called Kowalski, whom Rico knows. After defeating him, Rico tells him to rest easy, implying they were on good terms in the past.

After disabling all 7 submarines, the agent in charge of the Solís operation, Emerson Miller, then appears on his command submarine USS Statesman. Rico is ordered to destroy that sub and hunt down Miller.

After destroying the sub, Rico chases Miller in his C3 Canvasback Hovercraft to a nearby Agency cruiser. There, Rico and Miller engage in a boss battle. Miller has a quick charging RG-PBA 9 Railgun, but Rico defeats him regardless.

After killing Miller, Rico disables the grappler tracker, while also deleting some personal files of his own on the briefcase Rico has been chasing. The screen pans out to reveal the Agency"s real reason on Solís: copy details of Project Illapa and build it in a "safer location". Simultaneously, a map of the US with an Agency logo on it appears.

With this said, it is implied Just Cause 5 may take place in a country heavily influenced by the US, or perhaps even the United States itself, possibly a dystopian version. For more information about plot speculation, see the article for the future game.

He"ll be returning in the mobile spin-off game. However, he is not the playable protagonist. Not much is known since the game has only recently been announced, but he is said to provide intel and support to the player, similar to Sheldon in Just Cause 2, as a mission briefer and character that occasionally shows up in missions.

"The child of one thousand comic books and action movies. He is James Bond, Mad Max, Jason Bourne, El Mariachi, Wolverine, Punisher, Rambo, Tony Montana, and Han Solo all rolled into one. With a touch of Enrique Iglesias to top it all off!"

In Just Cause, Rico wears a standard-issue black ops outfit complete with a thin bulletproof vest and parachute. He is also seen wearing his trademark crucifix for the first time in the series, which implies that his religion could be either Christian or Catholic. His overall facial appearance and structure is noted to be very young in comparison to later games, being clean shaven, and he can be seen sporting a mullet haircut both in-game and inside cutscenes. Unlike later games, Rico"s model during gameplay differs in detail from his cutscene version, since those are pre-rendered. In this game, he is 37 years old.

In Just Cause 2, set a few years later, he"s sporting a more rugged look. He"s more muscular and has slicked his hair back. He instead wears a black shirt with sleeves rolled up, covered by an open-collared buttoned leather vest and also a red arm bandana. Over this, he wears a tactical gun holster and fingerless gloves. He also wears a more casual pair of jeans with gun holsters and a brown stud belt, along with black combat loafers. He still wears the crucifix and now has a more advanced Grappler fitted to his left arm. In this game, he is 42 years old.

In Just Cause 3 Rico is sporting a beard and wears what is commonly referred to as the "Double Denim" outfit. It consists of a red T-shirt, a blue, zip-up denim jacket, and "boot-cut" blue jeans. Also present are, again, the crucifix, fingerless gloves, and the 2 side weapon holsters. He has hazel eyes (best seen in the Firestarter trailer breakdown) and has a tattoo of a scorpion on his upper left arm. New to Just Cause 3 is the weapon rack on the back of his parachute harness and the updated Grappler. In this game, he is 47 years old.

In Just Cause 4 he looks very similar to his JC3 self, except he appears to be a little less muscular since he"s getting old. In this game, he wears a white T-shirt, a black zip-up leather jacket and stone washed denim jeans. He still wears his crucifix. A free DLC adds the Just Cause 2 and Just Cause 3 skins for Rico as optional customization. In the mission Thunderbarge: Obtaining The Ion Coil Tom reminisces about past missions with Rico and says that Rico used to dress "like a Mexican Johnny Cash". Rico doesn"t appreciate the tone of the comparison and asks what"s wrong with Johnny Cash. That same mission mentions Rico feeling a little banged up at the end of the mission, though this is likely due to aging, being 50 years old in this game (and almost 51 at that).

It is not known how much of a role he will play in Just Cause: Mobile, but should the game follow a real-life timeline he would be 54 years old in this game (depending on the release date).

In JC1, if Rico isn"t holding a weapon and the player doesn"t touch the controls for a while, Rico will automatically perform a cross-hand gesture and kiss the cross. While holding a weapon, he would aim the weapon for a moment.

In JC2 he no longer does anything at idle, but if you were to grapple to anything in general, realistically the necklace would fly off due to Newton"s laws of motion, but it doesn"t. This means that the necklace is attached to his clothing somewhere. Then again, his body doesn"t get ripped apart by the grappler either, so those laws might not exist in the Just Cause Universe.

In Just Cause, Rico is portrayed as being vaguely sarcastic but confident in his abilities and hardly ever loses his temper. He talks with a strong Spanish accent, speaking softly in almost any kind of situation. He is familiar with the absurdity of the tasks that he is given and occasionally quips about this. He also shown to attract the attention of a few women while on his mission, which might be something new to him (see the quotes section below). According to Maria Kane, he has a habit of breaking things. He can also be seen performing a "sign of the cross" and kissing the cross he"s wearing. He does this at the end of the first Just Cause trailer (at the bottom of the page). This is something that he does automatically when you leave him alone and don"t touch the controls for some time. If he"s holding a weapon at the time, he"ll instead look at the weapon. This can sometimes also be seen right after completing a mission.

Rico"s personality has darkened in Just Cause 2. He is somewhat cynical, yet retains his dark sense of humor and occasional wit, but is more serious in his tone. He is also more aggressive and unlike before, does lose his temper on occasions. Rico also speaks more in free-roam gameplay and has lost a little of his Spanish accent. In Just Cause 2 he doesn"t have any moral issues with stealing medical supplies, money and vehicle parts from civilians. Sometimes in JC2, when he kills a lot of soldiers in a very brief amount of time with either a Minigun or a Machine Gun, he will briefly chuckle like Alexander Mirkov.

He talks a lot more in Just Cause 3. He is also a bit less of an angry person and seems to have calmed down since 2009 (when JC2 took place.) He is more enthusiastic about things blowing up and feels bad when he kills a Rebel.

Rico possibly hates civilians in Panau instead of being relatively indifferent to them in San Esperito. Take for example: "Get off the streets, you crazy damned pedestrians!"

In Just Cause 4 he has a lot more discussions during missions and he"s revealed to be an actually friendly guy (despite his tough external appearance), who occasionally (Thunderbarge: Ion Coil Delivery and César"s Theory) drinks something (presumably beer) with his associates.

At the beginning of the storyline, he is very confident and believes himself to only need minimal directions from any aiding personnel. Upon being proven wrong, he is easily willing to admit his mistake and ask for help.

In JC2, Rico can move around between up to 3 positions and use weapons while atop of the vehicle. Rico can even do a flip-turn into a vehicle with doors.

Throughout the game series, Rico has "plot armor" which allows him to survive insanely massive amounts of damage and recover/restore health in a ridiculously short amount of time.

JC1: In San Esperito, he only recovers the last 10% of his health. Anything over that will never regenerate and can only be recovered by Medicine cabinet, or First aid kit.

JC3: In this game, he can survive about seven seconds of continuous small-arms fire from the basic weapon in the game, the U-39 Plechovka (As tested in Just Cause 3 Multiplayer, where damage and health factors are the same as they are in the base game. Enemies almost always shoot in short bursts, however, and need to reload. Plus, they miss often than not. So the player should be able to survive much longer when being shot at by an enemy with the Plechovka). A grenade will hurt him a lot, and a direct hit from an explosive weapon designed to destroy armored targets will reduce his health to critically low. He does not have a health bar, but rather, the screen turns black and white when he is almost dead and if he avoids taking damage for a short while, the color restores, implying he recovered.

JC4: Now, he can survive significantly more damage than he could in JC3 (relative to the damage output of weapons in this game). He becomes a Titan-like bullet sponge, but like Titans can still be killed by small-arms fire. Like in JC3, he is highly vulnerable to explosions - grenades and small destructibles will hurt him quite a bit and heavy explosive weapons (RPGs and such) will lower his health to a minimum. There is still no health bar, but serious damage adds red markings on the screen and the edges of the screen become red. As he gets more and more hurt, the screen seamlessly transitions into a black-and-white mode, but when all color is drained from the screen and sound becomes heavily distorted, the player"s health is hovering between life and death. Luckily though, he recovers within seconds (if he"s not under constant fire) and the screen returns to normal.

His actual, physical in-universe health has so far been perfect, but as he revealed to Tom at the end of the mission Thunderbarge: Obtaining The Ion Coil, that he has begun feeling the effects of aging. He feels "banged up" after the mission, which is something he would not have felt when he was in San Esperito.

As of JC4, Rico has four scars on his face. It"s unknown how he got them. Rico"s new scars mirror Gabriela"s three old face scars. They have a similar eyebrow scar. Rico"s scars could mean that he is growing reckless as he is growing older, or he may have had some sort of accident (smashed into something while wingsuiting?).

He has been known to occasionally drink modest amounts of alcoholic beverages. At the end of JC3 (and on some JC3 loading screens) he drinks whisky. In at least one mission in JC4, he drinks a beer.

"Another pissant regime that has to be toppled. President has to go." - Aboard the Agency cargo plane, right after the briefing for the first mission Devil"s Drop Zone.

"It was getting on my nerves." - Replying to Maria Kane saying "Geez Rico, what the hell did you do to that island?" in the ending cutscene of I"ve Got the Power.

"You know, it didn"t matter that he was the president. It"s always the good guy who wins. And today, that"s me." - His last words to Salvador Mendoza in the mission Taking Out The Garbage. Salvador had just referred to the 1997 movie "Air Force One".

"I can"t believe I have paid for that." - Rico may say this randomly when idle. He also says this right after the mission Brothers in Arms and at random moments after completing the mission. It is believed that this is a reference to relations of a sexual nature, because of the way that the mission ended.

"I can"t believe I get paid for this." - When parachuting. Really he can say this when idle (no player input for a while). Parachuting is just one time where it makes sense to say it.

"One day, they"ll write books about all of us." - After flying under a bridge. This refers to the secret lives of spies and to the fact that some real world spies have had books written about them later. In the german version he says: "Some day, I"ll write a book." This seems to be a translation error.

"Oops!" - When tall objects, such as Communications Masts, Cranes or Industrial Chimneys are destroyed, or occasionally when running over a Civilian in a car.

Sometimes when causing rampant damage to a military base while in a helicopter (one with rockets and guns going at once) he will sing part of Ride of the Valkyries.

"Look ma! I said look, top of the world... again!" - When reaching the highest point in Panau, Snow Peak, for the first time and earning the achievement for it.

"Try to communicate now, Punks" - After destroying a satellite dish, antenna tower, or radar spire. This line is possibly an easter egg reference to JC2.

"No juice for you!"(This line might be an indirect reference to The Soup Nazi Season 7 Episode 6 quote "No soup for you") - After destroying a distillation tower, core electrical unit, transformer, or generator.

"Can you hear me now? Ahhhhh."(This line is possibly a T-Mobile reference) - After destroying a satcom dish. In the german version he says: "Permanently separated from the grid."

"You"ll... have to do better... than that." - While having to endure high amounts of damage. This is another example of breaking the fourth wall. However, in the games german language version, it is clear that he refers to his enemies.

"So, we meet again, Mr. Snowman." - When you find the Snowman easter egg. This refers to the fact that the snowman was also among Just Cause 2 easter eggs.

"Like a human EMP." - When destroying something with the eDEN Spark or after destroying a Distillation Tower, Core Electrical Unit, transformer, or generator.

"Da da da daaa daaaaa. Da da da daaa daaaaa. Da da da daaa daaaaa. Da da da daaaaaaaaaaaa." - When attacking an enemy base or outpost with an assault chopper.

"Ahh, I love this tank." - When operating in a Bavarium-shielded vehicle while being attacked by enemies. Strangely enough, he also says this when inside an Urga Mstitel.

"Don"t fuck with a scorpion unless you"re prepared to get stung!" - One of his most memorable quotes in the entire series. He says this just before he kills Oscar Espinosa in the mission of Operation Illapa.

"A plan is a list of things that go wrong. I like to keep my lists short." - A snarky comeback to Mira when she says Rico can"t take down Illapa alone. He says this in the opening cutscene of Operation Whiteout.

"Da da da daaa daaaaa. Da da da daaa daaaaa. Da da da daaa daaaaa. Da da da daaaaaaaaaaaa." - He does this to the tune of Ride Of The Valkyries" when using any vehicle mounted weapons in a helicopter. This is one of the Easter Eggs in Just Cause 4, as a reference to the 1978 movie "Apocalypse Now".

Deathstalker Scorpion Rifle - JC4 DLC. This weapon is advertised as the "Signature Rifle" and mentioned to have been "fine-tuned by Rico for his purposes".

There is no weapon in Just Cause 3 that is specifically tuned to Rico"s uses. That being said, there are a few unique weapons in the game that otherwise only Rico can use, such as the eDEN Spark and Power Core.

Among many others, Rico may be a reference to Scorpion from the Mortal Kombat series as his grappling hook is similar to Scorpion"s spear and chain. There is also the fact that he often goes by the alias, Scorpio.

Rico, especially in the first Just Cause game, resembles the protagonist of 2003 movie "Once Upon a Time in Mexico" Sheldon Jeffrey Sands. Evidence that proves this:

Both characters were involved in a coup against a head of state. However, the roles Rico and Sheldon played are nowhere near similar: Rico was tasked to topple down a dictator (Salvador Mendoza from San Esperito) while Sheldon was tasked to prevent the assassination of the president of Mexico.

The game Sleeping Dogs, released on August 14, 2012, has a free bonus for any gamer with a Just Cause 2 save game stored on their hard drive. The bonus is that Wei Shen (the protagonist of Sleeping Dogs) can wear Rico"s outfit from Just Cause 2. This outfit allows Wei to "action hijack" cars at a greater distance. The grappling hook, while still represented on the costume skin, unfortunately, does not function and is merely cosmetic.

While running around on the rooftops of the San Esperito towns, or trying to quickly get past any of the various random objects that can be seen in villages, the player has to often use the jump function. If you jump while there"s an immovable obstacle in the way, there will be a fart-like noise. See the video at the bottom of the page for a demonstration and Just Cause Bugs and glitches for more glitches.

Rico in Just Cause 2 went through a couple of facial designs during development. These can be seen in a couple of screenshots during the loading screen of the game.

In the original intro of Just Cause 2, Rico was burned-out and had retired to a brothel somewhere in Mexico wh